italy

italy
1. (italy) (1153↑, 410↓)
A beautiful country with beautiful people and a beutiful culture. Hey Mccoy, if Italy had stayed with the Axis, you would be critizing them for being Nazis. Instead they overthrew Mussolini, and you criticize Italians as being "cowards" who didn't want to face the Allies. There's just no winning, is there? I saw Mccoy's comments on Ireland and America. First of all, I gotta say I love Ireland. But come on\! Ireland's major role in WWII was getting bitch-slapped by the British because the people of Ireland were supporting the Axis. (Ireland basically figured that anyone who was against their oppressors, the British, was their friend. Of course, Ireland didn't know about the holocaust and all that at the time, but still.)So don't go talkin about Italy's history in WWII if you're not goin to comment on Ireland's. I love the Irish, but I just trying to point out that every people and every culture has something it's ashamed of, so it's plain dick to go around thinkin you're fucking perfect.

McCoy, in your comment about America you sounded like a stuck-up piece of Eurotrash who thinks he's better than "dirty Americans." In your comment about Italy, you just sound like an asshole, man.

Author: Bitch-slappin' mofos since 1989 http://italy.urbanup.com/1486371
2. (italy) (936↑, 256↓)
Nation in Southern Europe consisting of 60,000,000 people. The Italians are some of the most beautiful/handsome people in the world. They love to live la dolce vita, eat good food, and take pride in their architectual treasures. Despite having the shittiest TV and the only G9 nation with an unstable government, Italy is great

la dolce vita en Italia\!

Author: Not so super DJ Gennady http://italy.urbanup.com/50192
3. (italy) (784↑, 207↓)
The home of some of the best food, cars, fashion, and shotguns in the world.

The Benelli M4 shotgun kicks ass.

4. (Italy) (734↑, 228↓)
2006 World Cup Champions\!\!\!

Italy also won in '82, '38, and '34. Forza Azurri\!

Author: forza azurri\! http://italy.urbanup.com/1858537
5. (italy) (660↑, 172↓)
A sun-kissed peninsula in southern Europe. The center of european civilization for millenia. Home of the finest art, cusine, fashion, and automobiles on earth. Most italians seem to really enjoy life, despite the fact that hardly any italian toilets work. Even the turds don't want to leave\!

If I could pick one nation in the world to survive a nuclear apocalypse, it would be Italy.

6. (Italy) (634↑, 212↓)
The greatest country in the world. Amazing architecture, nice people, great soccer games (called football over there), wonderful food ( Olive garden is not REAL Italian food) , drinking age is 16, and great weather. Ive looked at the other definitions of this country and the only two knocks on it are that its tv sucks and the toilets dont work. First off, the toilets work, that is not true. Second it is true that the tv is not great, but this is probably the reason italians have a wonderful, healthy lifestyle and Americans are fat and ugly. Plus with all the fun stuff to do there who needs tv. I am Italian and take great pride in saying that my family comes from this country. If you ever have a chance to go, DO IT\!

Dumb person: I cant wait to go to olive garden tonight and get some real italian food\! Me: You dumbass\! Thats not italian food\! That is Americanized Italian food.

7. (Italy) (529↑, 184↓)
The boot shaped country\!

Dude, you know your country is shaped like a book?

8. (italy) (294↑, 143↓)
1:The most beautiful country of the world. The only nation that can claim something in any field: a:Military- Roman Troops conquered the greatest empire of this planet. And don't tell me they weren't Italian cos from lombardia to calabria had all roman citizenship. And also don't tell me about the embarassing things of modern italy, cos: -France did the same in both World Wars, sending millions to slaughter in the first and surrending after a few months in the second. -Britain also suffered great losses when fighting natives with spears in sudan. it conquered its empire with guns against spears. When came the moment to fight against europeans, like in the Boer War, the the british general was killed by a 12 year old boy with a gun. Also, Boudicca had 100.000 against 10.000 and still did lose\! -Germany lost both wars even if in the second controlled half of the world -USA never fought against proper enemies, they always came late and couldn't even win against Vietnamites. b:Music-Classical music owes 90% to italy. c:History-Italy has always been an important nation and the great powers were always ready to spend millions of soldiers to conquer it. Also it was italian renassiance that brought europe out of the Dark Ages d:Geography-The following nations owe their name to Italy: -Britain -Spain -Germany -Belgium -Switzerland -Greece -America -Colombia e:Science-Da Vinci, Galilei, Dulbecco, Fermi, Hack were or are all italian. f:Literature-Italian literature is one of the most important. We have poets and writers from any age, thing that any other nation cannot claim. g:Culture-We have the best food(and pasta was NOT invented by chinese, only spaghetti, and anyway ours are better), cars, fashion and actors. And among the best american actors and directors, there are many with italian origins. h:People-Italians are friendly, happy, proud, inventive and passionate. But many are also crooks, bastards, cheaters, crazy or all these things put together. Italy is wonderful place but some people do not deserve to be called italians. This is why i came with a second, much shorter definiton: 2: A heaven inahbited by demons.

When bad people die, they go to hell. The good ones go to Italy.

Author: Say it loud: IM ITALIAN AND PROUD\! http://italy.urbanup.com/1520709
9. (Italy) (210↑, 61↓)
Great food. Great people. Great history. Great sites. Plus it's shaped like a [boot]. Cool. Visit Italy. Explode [France].

French tourist 1: Italy isn't THAT great. French tourist 2: But it says here that the Romans invented roads, organised armies, and modern civilization itself\! French tourist 1: They could never beat our Asterix, though\! French tourist 2: You're right, harh harh\!\! *both sips wine and hop home*

10. (Italy) (232↑, 110↓)
Sintuated in the South of Europe, Italy is a beautiful country with a population of approx. 58,057,477 people. Now, I'm not Italian but I must say, Italy has the BEST food in the world and some of the sexiest guys (with that jet black hair and sexy brown eyes), it also has a very interesting history (with the whole Mafia thing), definately one of the best countries to visit.

Wow,check that hot Italian guy\!

11. (italy) (139↑, 67↓)
Football Champions of the world. \<thats a fullstop.

James: yo pep your from italy,most italians are into football...i have a question...who won the 2006 world cup man i missed it...i was errm,in a coma? Pep: we did baby\!\!forza italia

12. (Italy) (141↑, 85↓)
Peninsular in southern Europe, not really a country more a group of city states that still hate each other, but prefer football to wars now. Home of the best food in the world aswell as the most beautiful cities and the most passionate football fans in the world.

Italy is so great, I'm also going there on holiday this year\! FORZA HELLAS\!

13. (italy) (63↑, 34↓)
[Cool] ass country in [Europe]

Sono orgoglioso per essere l'italiano = I am proud to be Italian. Italy is awesome.

14. (italy) (41↑, 22↓)
Without a doubt it has the world's best food. la cucina italiana cannot be criticized\! There is such incredible variety in terms of what you can eat and drink. Each region, each little village has its own specialties. However, the weather is far from being sunny all over the country. In the north it is often cold, damp and overcast. The traffic is horrendous, and the major cities are very crowded and expensive. Everyone is obsessed with dressing well. Fashion is very important here. the northern Italians are very different from southern Italians. It is a country of extreme contrasts.

La cucina italiana, in Italy, è stupenda

15. (Italy) (18↑, 4↓)
I won't judge my country, it has negative and positive aspects as well as all the other countries in the world. I only wish that people would stop following stupid old stereotypes. We are not "loud", "uneducated","rude".... There are actually some of us who can speak almost perfect English. By the way, are you all able to speak perfect italian without that annoying English or american accent? I bet you aren't. PEACE AND NO STEREOTYPES. WE ARE ALL DIFFERENT AND THAT'S WHAT MAKES OUR LIFE BEAUTIFUL.

I'd like to go to Italy. I'd love to visit Rome and see all its stunning monuments\! Italians are so funny and entertaining\!\!\!

16. (Italy) (41↑, 27↓)
A beautiful country in south europe. Beautiful language, people, and did I mention we have probably the best cuisine in the world. It's a very nice place and all, but there are some dangerous parts of the country too. Crime families are all over southern italy and sicily. Theres the Camorra from Naples, N'Drangheta from Calabria, and Cosa Nostra from Sicily. These places can be very dangerous but they are all beautiful places.

Italy rules...I wish I was 100% but sadly im only 50% =(

17. (italy) (19↑, 10↓)
the most beautiful people in the world..friendly and sociable, that english aren't...we are nice\! we've got the most sexy girls of ever\!we 've got wonderful places\!\!and finally our food is the best in all the fucking world\!\!\!

DAVE :hey..look at her\!\!she's fucking sexy\!\! LUIGI : it's normal..she's from italy\!\! DAVE :DAMN\! I wish i were italian\!\!\! LUIGI :shit\!\!i went in UK\!\! their food SUCKS\!\!I've lost 12 kg..in just 2 weeks\!\! DAVE : sure, i believe you\!\! im from UK...sigh...

18. (italy) (36↑, 27↓)
big boobed hotness

Damn\! Look at the Italy\!

19. (Italy) (54↑, 47↓)
Random order: 1) A potpourri of different people who have things in common. 2) Hosts thieves and cheaters from either underdeveloped countries or the Naples area 3) Great cuisine in all regions 4) Sucks in manners and govermental system, which it admits but is too lazy to do anything about it 5) Poorest organization on the planet but still good in quality 6) Is great fun and you would never want to go or you'd miss it the minute you leave 7) Most beautiful place ever cos there isn't a landscape you can't see there (although many other countries do have breath-taking things to see Italy is still the sublime in variety) 8) The buses come by pure chance (at least now they are mostly displayed IF they're coming) 9) The capital has the crappiest (so to say) metro in Europe and many cities are buried under cars and trash (lazy or just politically corrupted) 10) Beautiful language, culture people..just that some dicks ruin it 11) Screw generalizations but the hottest guys I've ever met are Italian (also the kindest and meanest) 12) Be realistic and don't say Italy copied from what's and what's because that's like saying America didn't copy from everyone (which they do badly too) 13) Come on what's wrong with ditching Germany when your on the wrong side; what would you do oh you brave people - it wasn't like they were best friends come on Hitler just puppetted (even if that's not a word) Mussolini\!\! And look, they threw over the one who allied with Germany so ha\! Plus what kind of GENERALIZATIONS seriously, you can only make them if you've lived here and have had the same exact experience so many times. Like as if no other European people were hairy - PUH-lease\! 14) At least Italians have good reasons to be arrogant even if I don't find anything so irritating about it like I do with French people (I've heard them even admit their arrogance) 15) Italians have done great things in their past and present - can't generalize something so broad you probably don't know nothing about; maybe they prefer to live a life than to be whiz kids (not that I'm supporting ignorance or anything; in fact, their current education system sucks even if they have very learned people who actually do something). 16) Their cars aren't that bad; my Dad's Fiat is fine in function and aspect even after like 10 years.. plus you got to admit the Ferrari is the hottest car ever. As for the TV, well get the satellite one if you don't always like what there showing - I just watch Italian MTV and some other nice programs on other channels (although there's so much crap good programs DO exist) 17) Man I can't list all of the things that define Italy but the biggest one is the spontaneity even if the more south you go the more rude the men get 18) To conclude, there are many different kind of Italys; some towns/cities (esp. north) are clean, organized etc. while others are a mess. In general there's great food everywhere and it's almost always possible to do good cheap shopping. Italians nowadays DO speak English and if they have studied decently have a decent pronounciation (sometimes just regional accents or little practice make them sound bad) 19) I'm no soccer fanatic but I believe that they have really talented players (just because their technique isn't that great you just can't say they suck - plus these are more generalizations which I'm forced to use myself to oppose such stupid arguments) 20) Italy rules, just have to watch out and you'll live a great/pleasurable/fun life

Arrogant/stupid person: "Italy SUCKS because of its government and delinquents even if it has a great culture, cuisine, people, landscape, architecture, nature, beauty, language, literature, science, history, sport etc." Smart person: Stop being jealous just because Italians Do It Better. If you can't stand Italy, stop eating your pizza, your spaghetti, and leave your Ferrari at home. Oh yeah, and throw out every single movie that has actors with Italian heritage in it and shun every work of Raphael, Leonardo or Michelangelo you see. Don't forget to disown your Italian grandparents if you have any, and dump your hot Italian girl/boyfriend. By the way, stop using the Italian words of musical terminology, Italian cuisine (broccoli, cauliflower, artichoke, biscotti, pasta, pizza, capuccino, coffee, caviar, grappa, lasagna, panini, parmesan, pistachio, pepperoni, ravioli, salami, soda)plus "pronto", "paparazzi", "arkade", "artisan", "balcony", "carpet", "cartoon", "corridor", "fiasco", "torso", "ciao", "ghetto", "bagatelle", "dome", "facade", "motto", "novel", "pun", "sonnet", "stanza", "flu", "malaria", "lava", "race", "rocket", "carnival", "volcano", "alert", "brilliant", "alarm", "gallery", "fresco", "graffiti", "grotesque", "mascara", "cash", "casino", "credit", "disaster", "masquerade", "gusto", "portfolio", "risk", "skirmish", "mask", "bravo", "medal", "pistol", "bizarre", "group", "buffalo", "cartridge", "cash" "miniature", "model", "ditto", "cannon", "brave", "mosaic"," porcelain","tra ffic", "umbrella", "replica", "saloon", "sketch", "policy", "studio", "mustache", "extravagance", "courtesan", "radio", "finale", "giraffe", "archipelago", "carat", "tariff", "zero", "arsenal", "lottery", "lotto", "magazine", "bulletin", "assassin", "pants", "parasol", "pilot", "manage", "ogre", "attack", "attitude", "caress", "bimbo", "caravan", "ballerina", "ballet", "balloon", "colonel", "bank", "bankrupt", "virtue" and even "candy" because they're all Italian derivatives.

20. (italy) (103↑, 97↓)
No one on the planet has a right to disrespect this nation's military since modern military tactics were formed from those of this nation which controlled all of europe, north africa, and part of asia at its peak and dominated every army it encountered until christianity ruined it.

Italian soldiers are not cowards but they don't fight wars that don't concern them, so when bastard nothern italians make them invade pissant countries like ethiopia and albania they just go back home were the should be.

21. (Italy) (21↑, 16↓)
Italy is The best country in the world. It has great culture, history and food. And they are members of the European Union

-Man 1: Man, Italy is the best\! -Man 2: Yeah\! It's better than the USA\!

22. (Italy) (31↑, 27↓)
Random order: 1) A potpourri of different people who have things in common. 2) Hosts thieves and cheaters from either underdeveloped countries or the Naples area 3) Great cuisine in all regions 4) Sucks in manners and govermental system, which it admits but is too lazy to do anything about it 5) Poorest organization on the planet but still good in quality 6) Is great fun and you would never want to go or you'd miss it the minute you leave 7) Most beautiful place ever cos there isn't a landscape you can't see there (although many other countries do have breath-taking things to see Italy is still the sublime in variety) 8) The buses come by pure chance (at least now they are mostly displayed IF they're coming) 9) The capital has the crappiest (so to say) metro in Europe and many cities are buried under cars and trash (lazy or just politically corrupted) 10) Beautiful language, culture people..just that some dicks ruin it 11) Screw generalizations but the hottest guys I've ever met are Italian (also the kindest and meanest) 12) Be realistic and don't say Italy copied from what's and what's because that's like saying America didn't copy from everyone (which they do badly too) 13) Come on what's wrong with ditching Germany when your on the wrong side; what would you do oh you brave people - it wasn't like they were best friends come on Hitler just puppetted (even if that's not a word) Mussolini\!\! And look, they threw over the one who allied with Germany so ha\! Plus what kind of GENERALIZATIONS seriously, you can only make them if you've lived here and have had the same exact experience so many times. Like as if no other European people were hairy - PUH-lease\! 14) At least Italians have good reasons to be arrogant even if I don't find anything so irritating about it like I do with French people (I've heard them even admit their arrogance) 15) Italians have done great things in their past and present - can't generalize something so broad you probably don't know nothing about; maybe they prefer to live a life than to be whiz kids (not that I'm supporting ignorance or anything; in fact, their current education system sucks even if they have very learned people who actually do something). 16) Their cars aren't that bad; my Dad's Fiat is fine in function and aspect even after like 10 years.. plus you got to admit the Ferrari is the hottest car ever. As for the TV, well get the satellite one if you don't always like what there showing - I just watch Italian MTV and some other nice programs on other channels (although there's so much crap good programs DO exist) 17) Man I can't list all of the things that define Italy but the biggest one is the spontaneity even if the more south you go the more rude the men get 18) To conclude, there are many different kind of Italys; some towns/cities (esp. north) are clean, organized etc. while others are a mess. In general there's great food everywhere and it's almost always possible to do good cheap shopping. Italians nowadays DO speak English and if they have studied decently have a decent pronounciation (sometimes just regional accents or little practice make them sound bad) 19) I'm no soccer fanatic but I believe that they have really talented players (just because their technique isn't that great you just can't say they suck - plus these are more generalizations which I'm forced to use myself to oppose such stupid arguments) 20) Italy rules, just have to watch out and you'll live a great/pleasurable/fun life

Arrogant/stupid person: "Italy SUCKS because of its government and delinquents even if it has a great culture, cuisine, people, landscape, architecture, nature, beauty, language, literature, science, history, sport etc." Smart person: Stop being jealous just because Italians Do It Better. If you can't stand Italy, stop eating your pizza, your spaghetti, and leave your Ferrari at home. Oh yeah, and throw out every single movie that has actors with Italian heritage in it and shun every work of Raphael, Leonardo or Michelangelo you see. Don't forget to disown your Italian grandparents if you have any, and dump your hot Italian girl/boyfriend. By the way, stop using the Italian words of musical terminology, Italian cuisine (broccoli, cauliflower, artichoke, biscotti, pasta, pizza, capuccino, coffee, caviar, grappa, lasagna, panini, parmesan, pistachio, pepperoni, ravioli, salami, soda)plus "pronto", "paparazzi", "arkade", "artisan", "balcony", "carpet", "cartoon", "corridor", "fiasco", "torso", "ciao", "ghetto", "bagatelle", "dome", "facade", "motto", "novel", "pun", "sonnet", "stanza", "flu", "malaria", "lava", "race", "rocket", "carnival", "volcano", "alert", "brilliant", "alarm", "gallery", "fresco", "graffiti", "grotesque", "mascara", "cash", "casino", "credit", "disaster", "masquerade", "gusto", "portfolio", "risk", "skirmish", "mask", "bravo", "medal", "pistol", "bizarre", "group", "buffalo", "cartridge", "cash" "miniature", "model", "ditto", "cannon", "brave", "mosaic"," porcelain","tra ffic", "umbrella", "replica", "saloon", "sketch", "policy", "studio", "mustache", "extravagance", "courtesan", "radio", "finale", "giraffe", "archipelago", "carat", "tariff", "zero", "arsenal", "lottery", "lotto", "magazine", "bulletin", "assassin", "pants", "parasol", "pilot", "manage", "ogre", "attack", "attitude", "caress", "bimbo", "caravan", "ballerina", "ballet", "balloon", "colonel", "bank", "bankrupt", "virtue" and even "candy" because they're all Italian derivatives.

23. (Italy) (1↑, 0↓)
Italy is the greatest country ever. Beautiful places, yummyyyyy food, hot people and fantastic weather. Ill tell you. Soooo many people in the US say theyre italian. Youre fucking nott, you dumbassesss\! Youre not considered italian just cause your freaking great great grandfather was from italy. you dont even speak italian\! So shut upp\! And Olive Garden is NOT italian food. And nooo not everybody in italy is like Snooki. And its not cool being part of the Mafia. :D

Is it true that everybody in italy parties a lot like in [Jersey shore?]

24. (italy) (23↑, 23↓)
The only country in the world where politics are a real and unique joke, the only place where everything controlled by the government goes wrong, 100% guaranteed. Despite being the oldest developed country in mentality, TV technology/content and the only country where people don't even know that actors in foreign movies have their own voices, the food and landscapes are quite good\!

boy1: hey look at that man doing a really good street show with his hands and arms\! boy2: no, he's from Italy, he's just talking.

25. (italy) (50↑, 55↓)
the italians are the most beautiful people in the world, they are originally "white people", people from north europe were barbarian not white, before they got mixed with those artistic looking italians

a hot american guy is bound to have italian ancestry italy rules

26. (italy) (11↑, 18↓)
short form for "i truly always love you"

mark: Italy jane:omg\! i love you too\!

27. (italy) (125↑, 136↓)
many dictators, including Octavian, Mussolini, and [word]Berlusconi[/word].

despite its problems, italy is home to the hottest people in the world.

Author: the no name guy in GTA3 who blew out more hankook http://italy.urbanup.com/288646
28. (Italy) (47↑, 82↓)
Southern European country. Was the center of the ancient world, mainly for its location in the middle of the mediterranea sea. Today is a poor country with some heritage of its gloriuos past. Years of corrupted and money driven governments have resulted in a populations of self centered individuals, with no sense of unity whatsoever. The typical Italian man , born in Italy not the USA, is concerned only in his well being and personal development and if that means fucking everybody else around him, all the better. The culture of "privilegi" is rampant, so everybody tries to elbow the next guy in the mouth only to get a free seat at the cinema, a better looking car, a smarter looking suit. Everyting revolves around looks. That's why Italy has teh best clothes in the world, 'cos everybody there is nuts about looks. Italy is in reality a veru poor country bordering the third world level. Nevermind the image that clever sales rep for the tourist board try to create for the Americans, Italy is about poverty, poor culture, poor values, terrible governements ad lots and lots of foreign organized crime. Even Mafia is being run by Albanins and Rumanians these days, so Italy can't even claim that anymore. Italy does make some good things, some are the best in the world and are:Guns - Beretta, Benelli, Franchi. Landmines - many factories are in Brescia. Italy is the largest maker and seller of these things in the world. Pasta - Garofalo, look for it at Central Market. Cars - Ferrari, Lamborghini, Maserati.Cloths and shoes - Forget the Armani and Gucci shit, Italy has the best craftsmem who make the best tailor made suits in the world, not to mention shoes, ties, shirts. If is elegant, well made and durable, was made in Italy. Nothing to do with heritage and shit, its just a matter of demand. Italians with money are the most demanding and bollocks busting customers in the world, so the craft has to be top notch or the shops closes down.Coffee - Fuck Starbucks, Italians with no money (99.9% of the populations) are maniacs about coffee, since they can get nothing else really. So the various bars compete for the business and the result is the best coffee in the world by a country mile. Forget the espresso one gets in the USA, the real thing is complitely different. So much so that many Americans find the local coffee way too potent when they try it in Italy.Jewellery - Little known fact, all the best jewellery makers are Italians. Many of the european Kings had their bling shit made in Italy, over the centuries. Bulgari, Buccellati, Grisogono, to name but a few. The best jeweller of all time was Italian, Benedetto Cellini. Classic Music and its players - Vivaldi, Verdi, Rossini. The best players: Arturo Benedetti Michelangeli is regared as the best piano player of all times. Uto Ughi the best violin player and so on.Opera - if you like that kind of shit, Italy is the country to thank for it.Italy is the birth place of many things and these things are generally best made over there.Pizza, Ice Cream (Romans used to mix wine and snow, so take no shit ice cream was born in Italy), Pasta (yeah Marco Polo discovered the noodles in China and introduced them to Italy, but the pasta as it is enjoyed today was first made in Italy), Espresso Coffee (the Turks had the idea but Italians invented the machines that make an espresso a lovely thing free of the dust you find in Turkish coffee), all that lovely italian food made of almost nothing but tastes soooo good.(mainly because Italy has always been a poor country and its people had to resort to ingenuity in order to make good food virtually from nothing).

Italy has some amazing History, but today is a poor country plagued by crime, corruption and drugs. They do make some good stuff over there when they really want to.

29. (Italy) (29↑, 65↓)
A little and ancient country, once was the core of Roman Empire, but now is a poor ad unstable nation infected by racism between north and south people, and ruled by criminal organization, like the Ndragheta, the Camorra, the United Holy Crown, the [Mafia] (most popular) and, powerest of all, the [Vatican] State. At the sight of foreigners Italy seem a rich country, just because it host some luxury corporation, even rated in stock-exchanges, but most of the people, almost 60.000.000 of persons, lives at the edge of poverty, in a climax of ignorance and hate, for the superstitons spreaded by the catholic church

In Italy even a leaf can't move if the Pope doesn't want

30. (italy) (23↑, 74↓)
A country that is fake, and does not exist.

Italy was created by the media, advertising companies, and Hallmark.

Author: ItalyIsFakeForSerious http://italy.urbanup.com/3298077
31. (italy) (65↑, 132↓)
a nation famous for its professionalism in football diving tactics to win matches against stronger opponents on the day.

italy player/actor grosso

Author: aussieaussieaussie http://italy.urbanup.com/1837539
32. (italy) (38↑, 122↓)
* an overrated tourist trap full of hairy-upper-lipped women who, let's face it, are well known to 'not age well'; scooter riding poofs, and corrupt politicians. A military more historically signifcant for surrendering after about five minutes of fighting than actually conquering anything (oh wait, they captured Ethiopia, bet that was hard ... although the entire 'known' world did shiver beneath their togas, daring not to look up for six hundred years). Not as bad as the French, but close. Spent a day there once, in Trieste, and was so sick of poncy Italians that I went back to Bosnia.

Hitler: "in the event of war, Italy will be on our side". Churchill: "Seems only fair, we had them last time".

33. (italy) (24↑, 112↓)
italy a nice buetifull place with a plentyfull amount of people(some area's overcrouded) with an ok tv transmission(you need to be 30 and drunk to understand) and fantastic views of Greece this grand people didnt invent much(that Greeks did'nt already invent)but they sure as hell had good painters and sculpters(they like to touch things)only bad side of italy is they took wat Greece had and made it bigger only cuz they wer 500 years after Greece

(italian)Chris:hey vasili vasili: f*ck off ya yobo chris:yobo's are from australia not italy vasili:ok now shutup

34. (Italy) (30↑, 125↓)
Voted to be the biggest "shit-hole" of the World. The people voted to be the biggest "queers" of the World. Including the women. It is a petty that they have lived as long as they do today. And pretty soon they'll be sending France over there to take over the Island and and destroy their little "shit-hole" and excuse for a Nation.

Italy sucks France's balls.

35. (italy) (75↑, 172↓)
Home to the world's hairest, most abrassive and generally annoying people. Living off the glory of the former roman empire, which spoke Latin, not Italian. Get over yourself Italy. You're country is a piece of crap now, and pissed of that its neighbors to the north are a hell of a lot better.

Person 1: Wow, that girls pretty hairy, she must be Greek. Person 2: No man, I think she's from Italy.

36. (Italy) (108↑, 206↓)
A country where the men are [sleazebags] and the women are hairer then a pack of [apes]. The Africa of Europe. Also the most [over rated] country on the face of the earth. Hideous language and accent and it has only two things they try to sell to the rest of the world. Cars and pizza. Like, woop dee fucken doo.

Friend: Ready to go to Italy? Me: *jumps of a cliff*

37. (italy) (46↑, 145↓)
robbed australia of the world cup. nothing wrong iwth teh country or anything, italys cool but the world cup team were nothing but a bunch of rotten scuba divers. and lets not forget the whole materazzi and zidane incident.

1 - so where have you been? 2 - i was over in italy teaching the world cup squad how to dive

38. (italy) (33↑, 140↓)
a nasty country with ugly men and women. Also known for their tempers yet cant win anything despite it. Also known for being less than intelligent.

the men from italy are UGLY..

39. (italy) (39↑, 171↓)
Italy is a code word that certain idiotic couples use for "I love you" or showing affection.

I love you; Italy

40. (italy) (77↑, 209↓)
A country renowned for its military prowess.

Italy sent their army into Ethiopia in the 30's to overthrow the government of Haile Selassie and establish a colony...they were expelled by natives with spears.

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41. (italy) (72↑, 207↓)
Italy is the land of dwarves, who cheated in the world cup. Italians are not only short, loud annoying. They are good-for-nothing matchos, who drive ugly cars like fiat, bad quality alfa romeos etc. Italians have the worst english accent ever. When they speak English, you think they are giving brith to a donkey.

Mama mia\! look at that spaghetti eating, midget gay\! He is from Italy.

42. (italy) (77↑, 213↓)
Home to the most Ethnocentric, Conceited and Hairy people.

Andrew: Damn, that italian girl is so conceited. Jeff: Yeah, especially since she shaved all that arm hair. Frank: Italy sucks

43. (italy) (63↑, 303↓)
Italy was the start of civilization in europe, including greece of course. its desendants came from egypt that moved through the mediteranian. after many centuries it became the most powerful 'province' in europe, and rome became the center of christianity. after, it was defeated by the germanic or teuton clan wich is now called germany. even though its brilliant location and fascinating land marks, and very brave ancestors, italy's population turned into a foul and horrible race that are scared of people around them, so they try to kill them, but they usually dont exceed. in the first world war, italy joined germany and the austro-hungarian side, they started to lose and they join ed the antants, they chickened out, in school there they have history up till before the first world war, and they finish, in the second world war they also joined germany since they wer winning, then they attacked albania, and they needed help from germany, useless. and then when the allies atacked italy on their ground they chickened out n threw mussolini out of the country. lame. they may have pasta(which was actually found in china first), pizza(the food of poor carthaginians who lived on sardinia), i dont mean to be racist or stereotype, but please, italy... nothing to see here\!

1:oh dear god\! theres two-hundred italian military comin to our house\! 2: get the stick, the cowards 'll be running in seconds\!\!

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